Sorry, my mistake. Royalty does have its perks.
29 Friday Apr 2011
Posted in WOW... Really?
Monthly Archives: April 2011
Check her out!
29 Friday Apr 2011
Posted in WOW... Really?
I was looking for inspiration for some future blog posts in other wordpress blogs and I stumbled onto this blogger’s profile pic.
She focuses on drawing and writing about drawing. It’s riveting.
Plus, her profile pic is fun AND sexy. I needed to share this with you.
Enjoy.
Finally over!
29 Friday Apr 2011
Posted in The usual unusual stuff
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art, Conditions and Diseases, England, Health, Justin Bieber is stupid, Kate Middleton, Prince William, Royal wedding, Sleep Disorders, Television, United States
Ok, they had their 5 minutes of worldwide TV… a bunch of people on this side of the planet lost their sleep to watch boring people getting married… It’s over.
Enough of these two clowns:
Thank you, your lives and future as King and Queen taking absolutely no relevant decisions with regards to actually governing England no longer matter. You can now dedicate your time to crucial meetings… say with a dentist, maybe?
As a general rule… On karaoke
29 Friday Apr 2011
Posted in As a general rule...
As a general rule, karaoke and politics are very much alike. As an idea, they sound like fun, but in the end you realize that there’s always gonna be one guy who hogs the mic all night, thinks he has the voice of Sarah Brightman and actually sounds like a drunk Steve Urkel.
Go home, Donald Trump.
Please rate this dance
29 Friday Apr 2011
Posted in The usual unusual stuff
As a general rule… On that magic river
28 Thursday Apr 2011
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As a general rule, Happy Meal, junk food, Justin Bieber is stupid, mcdonals, rio bravo, rio grande, river, water
As a general rule, people born north of the Río Bravo (or Río Grande as some call it) have zero tolerance for any food which is mildly spicy. They even have a name for the effect it causes: “The revenge of Moctezuma.”
People born south of the Río Bravo on the other hand, have trouble taking down processed, deep-fried junk food. We don’t have a name for it but we can certainly smell it after about an hour of eating.
Conclusion: there’s something magical about the water in that river that requires further study with regards to its adverse effects on stomachs’ capacity to process food.
¡Gracias Rayados! Campeones otra vez
28 Thursday Apr 2011
Posted in The usual unusual stuff
Konichiwa watashi wa, Rayados des.
Felicidades al mejor club y la mejor afición de México. Rayados Campeón de la Concacaf y con destino a Japón al Mundial de Clubes.
Saco la bandera y unos trapos y la vieja playera. La que usó mi papá. La de grandes rayas, no trae publicidad. Abre otra cerveza y alza el tarro, vamos a festejar que vamos a ganar. ¡UNA NUEVA ESTRELLA nuestro escudo traerá!
Suelta la garganta, corazón en mano hay que alentar. No hay que dar paso atrás. De azul y blanco hay que pintar la ciudad.
Comprendo tu envidia soy Rayado y lo siento por ti, soy Rayado a morir. Con la frente en alto pasaré sobre ti.
Little Debbie, the drug lord
27 Wednesday Apr 2011
Posted in The usual unusual stuff, WOW... Really?
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Don’t get me wrong, I think we should seriously discuss the legalization of marihuana in Mexico. I think it is a less harmful drug than commercial cigarettes and if it would cut down on the violence related to its current use, I’m all for it…
But Little Debbie is taking this a bit too far, a bit too early. Yesterday I spotted these babies in the local supermarket. Little Debbie: pushing special brownies targeting children? Bad Debbie, that’s a Bad Debbie!!!
Stupid quinceañera…
27 Wednesday Apr 2011
Posted in WOW... Really?
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
You play with fire, you get burned!
1. Please somebody explain what the hell the quinceañera was doing carrying a tray of flaming drinks in the first place.
2. Did nobody in the dance ever hear about Stop, drop and roll???? What the hell, man?
C. Stearns – Asshole of the week
27 Wednesday Apr 2011
Posted in The usual unusual stuff
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Certified first responder, Cliff Stearns, Florida, Huffington Post, James Zadroga, Justin Bieber is stupid, United States, Warfare and Conflict
It’s not bad enough that 10 years after 9/11 first responders to the WTC attacks are yet to receive the aid promised to them for health treatments stemming from the fact that they were there to try to save lives. No, that’s just life. At least that’s what Congressman from Florida (R) Cliff Stearns thinks.
Stearns recently proposed an amendment to the James Zadroga 9/11 Health And Compensation Law, making it obligatory to screen candidate beneficiaries against the Homeland Security Terrorist Watchlist. Yes, this guy has proposed that if you’ve waited for 10 years for the government to thank you for attempting rescue during the worst attack in mainland US ever, you can wait just a bit more while they check IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST?! (see whole story on HuffPo here)
Here’s a copy of Stearn’s lovely idea:
Hey Cliff, a simple thank you would have been enough.
For this bit of legislation, I’m declaring Mr. Stearns, this blog’s Asshole of the week. Be proud, Congressman… you’ve earned it.
ASSHOLE
