Check her out!

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I was looking for inspiration for some future blog posts in other wordpress blogs and I stumbled onto this blogger’s profile pic.

She focuses on drawing and writing about drawing. It’s riveting.

Plus, her profile pic is fun AND sexy. I needed to share this with you.

Enjoy.

Finally over!

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Ok, they had their 5 minutes of worldwide TV… a bunch of people on this side of the planet lost their sleep to watch boring people getting married… It’s over.

Enough of these two clowns:

 

Thank you, your lives and future as King and Queen taking absolutely no relevant decisions with regards to actually governing England no longer matter. You can now dedicate your time to crucial meetings… say with a dentist, maybe?

As a general rule… On karaoke

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As a general rule, karaoke and politics are very much alike. As an idea, they sound like fun, but in the end you realize that there’s always gonna be one guy who hogs the mic all night, thinks he has the voice of Sarah Brightman and actually sounds like a drunk Steve Urkel.

Go home, Donald Trump.

Please rate this dance

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Ok guys, I need your help to establish an opinion with regards to the following material:

As a general rule… On that magic river

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As a general rule, people born north of the Río Bravo (or Río Grande as some call it) have zero tolerance for any food which is mildly spicy. They even have a name for the effect it causes: “The revenge of Moctezuma.”

People born south of the Río Bravo on the other hand, have trouble taking down processed, deep-fried junk food. We don’t have a name for it but we can certainly smell it after about an hour of eating.

Conclusion: there’s something magical about the water in that river that requires further study with regards to its adverse effects on stomachs’ capacity to process food.

¡Gracias Rayados! Campeones otra vez

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Konichiwa watashi wa, Rayados des.

Felicidades al mejor club y la mejor afición de México. Rayados Campeón de la Concacaf y con destino a Japón al Mundial de Clubes.

Saco la bandera y unos trapos y la vieja playera. La que usó mi papá. La de grandes rayas, no trae publicidad. Abre otra cerveza y alza el tarro, vamos a festejar que vamos a ganar. ¡UNA NUEVA ESTRELLA nuestro escudo traerá!

Suelta la garganta, corazón en mano hay que alentar. No hay que dar paso atrás. De azul y blanco hay que pintar la ciudad.

Comprendo tu envidia soy Rayado y lo siento por ti, soy Rayado a morir. Con la frente en alto pasaré sobre ti.