This will get you started:

1. One of them offers you little bead bracelets to use in meditation and prayer. The other one offers bead necklaces to young girls in Mardi Gras.
2. One is a weird little man who speaks with a funny accent, mostly spouting out gibberish. The other one is the Dalai Lama.
3. One of them spent most of this year in exile… In Cuba.
4. One suggests that you get rid of all material things. And when you don’t do as he says, he just nationalizes them and takes them away from you.