As a general rule, I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them on a boat, I do not like them with a goat.

I do not like them on a ferry, or with you wearing that lingerie teddy.

I do not like them sour or sweet, I do not like them from your armpit.

I do not like them as part of a skit. In fact they taste a bit like dog… treats?

So I will not eat green eggs and ham, ‘cos I don’t like ‘em, Sam I am.

Mofo.