Here’s an important disclaimer: Unless posted under my “True Opinion” category, every bit of content in this site is not meant no be taken literally and most is presented for humor purposes only. I’ve had a couple of people contact me saying that things I’ve posted on “As a General Rule” or other categories offend them. My suggestion is: find ways to take your life less seriously and have fun. No, I don’t honestly think corduroy pants should be illegal. No, I don’t spearhead an effort to discriminate against Ewoks. Oh, and while I’m at it, I’d like to share with you my personal mantra: “If you’ve learned to laugh at yourself, you’ve earned the right to laugh at anything.”