I’m not going to say anything but just watch this. Twisted in too many ways to post about.

Ok, ok… I can’t resist:

1. At first it seemed they were going to battle to the death. Turns out it was only a crappy singing contest.

2. Japanese people think Dolly Parton sings “I will always love you”

3. Li Yu Chun wears kick-ass clothes. Gotta love the red bowtie.

4. The day a Japanese fat boy figures out a way to sing Whitney better than Whitney, is the day we figure out that Japan’s won and they’ve figured out a way to rule us all. We’re fucked.