19 Thursday May 2011
Posted in As a general rule...
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As a general rule, Clothing, doodie, Justin Bieber is stupid, no taste, Poop, Popo, vallarta, weird stuff
As a general rule, “Poop’s” (in Spanish) should not be the name of your clothing store.
13 Friday May 2011
Posted in As a general rule...
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As a general rule, bra, Clothing, dudes who wear lingerie, Justin Bieber is stupid, men, state lotto, thong
As a general rule, men who wear bras have 23.002% less of a probability of winning the State Lotto than men who don’t. This is not a proven fact, but it does generally hold as a true enough statement for all practical purposes.
29 Tuesday Mar 2011
Posted in WOW... Really?
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Bikini, Burger King, Clothing, Justin Bieber is stupid, Mobile phone, Shopping, Spring break, Swimwear, Women's
If you’re ever in a Burger King and large women in bikinis walk in, beware! You’re about to be submerged in a violent display of chair, napkin and burger throwing.
18 Friday Mar 2011
Posted in As a general rule...
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BoxerBriefs, Clothing, Food and Related Products, fruit, Fruit of the Loom, Justin Bieber is stupid, loom, Produce, Undergarment, underwear
As a general rule, if your company’s name is “Fruit of the Loom” you should focus on selling fruit.
I don’t know what type of sick weirdos work in that company but when I put on a pair of boxer briefs I make sure there are no pieces of fruit looming inside them. I have never fancied mango peels looming around my crotch area.
