As a general rule… On mother’s day

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As a general rule, mom would have preferred you not being an asshole all year over that box of chocolates and balloon you got her. If going through hours of labor pain to get your fat head through and out of her vagina only got her a bunch of mini size Milky Way chocolate bars and a helium filled bag, I think she got the shitty end of the stick… don’t you?

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