A chubby eating pie?

1. What’s with the anti-beer commercial? I’m fat so I have beer in the house in order to get laid? Really?

2. If hottie wants water, why doesn’t she just drink it out of the faucet?

3. How many ass shots do you need to get your point across?

4. She never gets a guy because she’s eating a pie? Does that make you cry? Why? I don’t want to lie, because when I start to fly, I gotta reach the sky. Oh my.

5. Gym Superhero guy has beer goggles?

6. What acting school did these people go to?