Happy Valentine’s Day rant

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  • To the son of a bitch that stole my toy gun when I was 7 and I was walking through the market with my mom. I hope your criminal record continued to grow and now you’re rotting in some jail cell where Paco rides you every night.
  • To the idiot that decided liver was food. I wish you a lifetime of nausea.
  • To that doctor that went ahead and cast my leg even though no bones were broken. I trust you’ve recently been diagnosed with some sort of terminal disease which makes your rectum burn.
  • To my ex-boss whose idea of feedback was to say “you’re not really a good writer.” I took your job and have published more than 30 articles, some of which have been referenced by the New York Times, NBC and EL PAIS. What are you up to these days?
  • To that girl who said she wouldn’t be my girlfriend and is now married to that old, fat fart. So there you go.
  • To my friend’s mother who wouldn’t let me in her house because I wasn’t a Catholic. Hey, at least I’m not raping little children like the leader of that Order you belong too.
  • To people who play reggaeton. Why do you make us suffer?

That’s all I have to say about that.

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D’you know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby!!!!

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A few hours ago, I had the awesome pleasure of finally being able to see one of my favorite bands live. And even if I totally agree that GN’R is not the same as it was when you had Slash, Duff McKagan, Izzy Stradlin and Matt Sorum, the 2011 gig is still pretty fucking awesome!

I found this video online which shows a bit of what we saw last night and what GN’R was like 18 years ago. I hope you like it. Shout out to my bro @Pornografico, Erick, Neto, Dieter and Marcelo. And to my wife, who was understanding and patient enough to let me go rock the night away as if I was a 15 year old!!!!