“Jesus is Real” is back…


Less creatively, but my own personal Christian Fanatic Stalker is back! Under the handle “Jesus is Real”, he recently commented on My Now Hiring Ninjas post with his usual eloquence by stating:

Hahahaha I know your hiring ninjas because you are a stupid fucker who fears me because I will kill you for saying the Lord’s name in vein. I am going to rape you and make sure you die and suffer because you have no respect for God.

You are not funny and you fuck with children, you fucker. Fuck you.

I don’t know about you guys, but I do so miss those days when he called me “pussydick” and told me to “suck his Christian cock in my ass.”  C’mon man, if you’re gonna stalk me I expect more aggressiveness and better death threats. Your bad grammar is still there and I am thankful for that, but using the word “fuck” three times in a row just doesn’t do it for me, you know? Let’s raise the bar, here.

Dear readers, do you want to help him out? It seems “Jesus is real” needs some creative input. Please comment on this post with suggestions on creative death threats or insults. Pussydick was awesome. Can you top it?

One thought on ““Jesus is Real” is back…

  1. Jesus is Real: some originality suggestions

    Dear Jesus is Real:

    Even though sometimes just trying is enough, in this case you are really not trying HARD ENOUGH. So, I suggest you get your head out of your ass and start thinking in raising the bar and going for a better effort.

    We all expect so much more from you. I’m sure you will rise to the occasion.

    Thank you,

    Your disappointed fan

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