Do you remember that movie “Splash!”, about a mermaid in New York and starring Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah? Here’s the pitch for filming Splash 2… it’ll be a great sequel. Tom and Daryl will have found some freakish way to actually reproduce. They’ll have a weird merbaby who will only be able to shut up and sleep if he’s placed under running water all night. It’ll be Three men and a baby meets The Little Mermaid. An instant hit and totally believable, right?

No? What’s that I hear? You think it’s not something people would believe?

Ok, maybe I’ll just share this YouTube video with you instead.