I think this whole ‘rapture’ concept is nothing but a spelling mistake. My theory is that God was actually talking about everyone getting ready for a RAP TOUR.

Since there’s that whole 2012 rapture/end of the world craze going on, if I’m right about the spelling mistake this is going to be an awesome year. If I were God and I was building myself a cool rap tour, I would make sure to include Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. in the ticket.